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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一个男生站在女寝室楼下叫:“花子,花子……”管寝室的大妈问道:“你叫谁呢?”男生答道:“叫花子,308室的。”于是,大妈大声喊道:“308室的叫花子,有人找!”   

2、今天去超市买东西,朋友让我帮忙带点吃的。我问他要什么,那家伙说:“随便,最好带点咸的!”于是我直奔超市,找遍货架也不知道买什么,最后给他带了包盐回去。   

3、老师正在讲课,看到两个学生枕着书睡觉。其中一个是成绩优秀的学生,一个是差生。教师把那个差生拉起来骂道:“你这个不思上进的家伙,一看书就睡觉。你看人家,连睡觉也在看书!”
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  • 普羅米修斯 金币 +3 感谢分享,论坛有您更精彩! 2020-5-10 18:16

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连睡觉也在看书,这老师真是双标啊

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