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[短篇] 短篇笑话三则

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短篇笑话三则

1.元芳执行任务的时候身受重伤,昏迷不醒,醒来后虽然性命无碍,但是失忆了。
狄仁杰赶紧过来问到:“元芳,你怎么了?你不记得我了吗?我是狄仁杰啊!”
元芳一把推开狄仁杰,说到:“哼!简直是胡说八道!我听说过情人节,愚人节,哪会有什么敌人节?”
2.狄仁杰:“这荒郊野外停着一辆车,元芳,你怎么看?”   
元芳:“大人,此车必有隐情。”   
狄听罢,掀开车前盖,大惊:“元芳高见,此车还真有引擎!但车内还有一位死者,元芳,你怎么看?”
元芳:“大人,此人必有蹊跷。”
狄仁杰:“1、2、3、4......此人真有七窍!”
3.狄仁杰:“元芳你看,这歪脖老树枝干离地两丈许,树上没有攀爬的痕迹,而旁边也没有梯子、板凳可以用做垫脚之物,这死者是如何吊死的?”
元芳:“大人,如今这太平盛世,朗朗乾坤,天下富足,国泰民安,怎么可能死人?依卑职所见,这人是树上结的。”

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