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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、 舍友挺有爱心的,天冷了,怕它感冒,晚上对它寸步不离,还抱着它一起睡。早上起来又怕它着凉,能陪它多睡一刻就绝不先起床,真的太暖了。大冬天的,看到那么暖和的被子,我也舍不得离开啊!

2、 我有一种特别厉害的能力,总能在人们丢东西前找到它们。但是警察却坚持说我这叫偷窃。

3、 微胖的女孩,运气不会太差,因为运气太差的女孩都是巨胖。

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