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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1. 一天,一个有钱的色男人在医院看到漂亮的护士小姐,于是他走到护士身边对护士说:你把裙子拉上点我给你五十块。护士抬头笑呵呵的说:你给我两百我让你看生孩子的地方。那色男人就掏出钱给那护士,护士接过钱指着右边说:往那走前面左拐就是产房了。
2.去买衣服,发现导购妹子很漂亮,于是一边看妹子一边看衣服。妹子突然说了声“喜欢就试试啊”我一愣,马上回了句“美女几点下班啊”然后妹子脸红了。我说错话了吗?


3.一美女独自在一角落里喝着酒,看着她可怜的模样心都快碎了,眼看最后一瓶酒快没了,周围还有许多搭讪者伺机而动,不能在犹豫了跑过去关切的问,美女你这些酒瓶还要吗?!!!
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