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没品笑话三则
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作者:
chonger2017
时间:
2020-7-18 13:40
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没品笑话三则
☆I've been booked to babysit a 10 year old deaf girl for the first time. Before I start I need a few things clarified.
Mainly, is sign language admissible as evidence?
我最近找了一个10岁的哑女来照顾我家小孩,但在她上岗之前,我有些问题想问。
首先,请问手语能被作为呈堂证供吗?
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☆Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help.
She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night.
我刚对妻子说,我心情特别不好,只有吹个萧我才能高兴。
她说:大半夜的你上哪儿找别人的萧去吹啊?
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☆Most people are cunts.
Don't believe me?
Next time you see a group of people yell "Oi CUNT" and watch them all turn around.
大多数人都是傻逼。
不相信吗?
下次你再看到一群人,你就大喊“哎傻逼”,你看看有多少人回头看你。
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