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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、儿子晚上洗澡,死活不下水,就整个屁股坐在桶边,俩条短腿就这样架在桶上,哭着喊着不洗澡。我一生气,大声训他:不洗澡!这么热的天怎么可以不洗澡!他抽抽噎噎的说:妈妈,别骂我,你把我吓尿了5555擦!这才看到他这一边哭一边往洗澡水了撒了泡尿!

2、昨天晚上,我一个人躺在沙发上看电视,看得正开心的时候,老妈突然从厨房跑出来,怒气冲冲地对我说闺女,你这电视声音也开得太大了吧,害得我辛辛苦苦做的丸子全部炸黑了,今天你不补偿我200我跟你没完了!你说我这老妈也太特么任性了吧,想讹我就直接说嘛!

3、昨天遇到抢劫的了,还被打了两顿 他问我有钱吗 我说没有 结果在我身上搜到一盒软中华然后我就被打了 等他走了不一会儿又回来打了我一顿,因为他发现烟盒里面塞的是红梅 我就想知道,我做错什么了么

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