翻牌子 发表于 2020-2-26 21:23   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、你若使用美人儿计，我就将计就计。

2、好马不吃回头草，所以我一直不回头向前绕圈走，结果我又碰上那草了。

3、你矮是终身的，我胖却是暂时的。
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  • lyp1987 金币 +3 感谢分享，论坛有您更精彩！ 2020-2-28 20:24
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w1a9n8g6wei 发表于 2020-2-27 10:29   只看TA 2楼
楼主辛苦，感谢分享，太棒了
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