qixin 发表于 2006-7-28 08:33 只看TA 1楼 |
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超级电话骚扰(快看,保证你爽!) 我有事要打个电话。拨号之后一个男人接的。我客气的说:"我是胡正明,请找一下 "万红。"电话啪的一下就挂断了!想不到居然有这么粗鲁的人。我找到了万红的电话号码,这回对了。原来是最后两位颠倒了。打完之后,我看到那个错的号码还在桌上,决定再拨一次。同一个人接的。我大吼一声"你丫是一SB"就挂断了。在他的号码旁边我注明:"SB",收进抽屉。每隔一段时间,我要付款给人家,或者是不爽的时候,我就打电话给他,他一接我就吼"你丫是个SB!"然后我就爽了。 后来电信推出了来电显示,真是对我的打击,这下没法骚扰那个SB了。但是有天我想到办法了。我打电话给他,他一接,我说:"您好,我是电信的,请问您对我们的来电显示业务有兴趣吗?""没有!"他喊道,挂了电话。我马上又打过去:"因为你丫是个SB !" 讲这个故事是想告诉你,假如你不爽,就打个电话好了。接着往下看。 有个胖子在购物中心花了老半天把车子开出来,简直就象不想走一样。好不容易他的车子动了,慢慢慢慢的从车位里倒出来。我退后一点,给她多点空间往外挪。"万岁, "我想,她终于走了。 突然有辆黑色宝马从停车场的过道逆行过来插到了胖子的车位里。我狂按喇叭,叫道:"你怎么这样啊,我先来的!"那家伙从宝马里出来,根本不甩我就直接走进商场,*,当我不存在啊!我想这厮又是一个混蛋,世界上SB还真多。我看到它的车后窗贴了个"此车待售",就把电话抄下来,另找地方停车去了。 几天之后,我刚刚骚扰完SB一号,说它是个大SB(我把它设成单键直拨号码,拨打更容易),想起黑宝马的电话,也给它打一个好了。电话铃响了几声之后有人接了。 "请问您有辆黑色宝马出售吗?"我说。 "对。" "我能去看看吗?" "好的,我住在中山东路327号乐园小区8号楼,车子就停在楼下。" "怎么称呼您?" "我叫王志宾。" "什么时间去看车比较方便?" "我晚上都在。" "听着,老王,有件事情得告诉您." "说吧。" "你丫是个SB!"我挂了电话。然后我把它也设成单键直拨。 我得说,一开始好像更爽了,但是问题是我得打电话给两个SB。几个月以后,我觉得越来越没意思,认真考虑了这个问题之后,我想到了解决方法: 首先,我打给SB一号。对方接了之后,我说:"你丫是个SB!"但是不挂。 那SB说:"你还在吗?" 我说:"是啊。" 他说:"别老骚扰我了。" 我说:"求我啊。" 他说:"你叫什么名字?" 我告诉他:"王志宾。" 他说:"你住哪儿?" 我说:"中山东路327号乐园小区8号楼,我的黑色宝马就停在楼下。" "我马上就来,小子。你还是求神保佑吧。" "是啊,我好怕啊,SB!"我挂断了。 然后我打给SB二号。王志宾接了。 "喂,SB。"我说。 "我一旦查出来你是谁."他说。 "就怎么样?" "揍你丫挺的。" "好呀,机会来了,我正过来呢,SB。"我挂断了。 接着我拿起电话报警。我告诉J C我正要去中山东路327号乐园小区,我打算一到那儿就杀死我的情敌。 另外一通热线打给市电视台,说乐园小区正在打群架. 然后我上车,开往中山东路去看热闹。 太精彩了!看着两个SB在6辆警车前面对打,一群新闻记者围着圈地拍照--这是我一生中最爽的体验 |
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binglovetie 发表于 2006-7-29 11:45 只看TA 3楼 |
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楼主好猛哦~~对付SB最好的办法,佩服!!! |
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该用户匿名发帖 发表于 2006-8-5 18:48 只看TA 7楼 |
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