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師生對答....唐伯虎VS對穿腸版

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師生對答....唐伯虎VS對穿腸版


師:一卷二題共三問答
不識四力五式六論
竟只寫七八九字,十分不好
生:十課九混,總得八天七時六分五刻四秒
尚且三摸二請
一等庸師

(師:好樣的.....整整你)

師:一年四季,春夏秋冬,可笑學生,豈知春秋?
生:一地四方,東西南北,無恥教師,不識(是)東西?

(師怒~)

師:教室裡,人不到、課不上,警告學生,此科必當!
生:課堂裡,書亂教、試亂考,靠盃老師,你娘可好!
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(師:孺子不可教也)
師:十人必當
當混當睡當不來
生:三願請求
求請求快求當我

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師:嗚~~~~我上流教學
獻出一身才學
生:你下等劣容
露出半個光頭
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師:三生不幸出劣徒,難為汝師
生:一時不慎選錯師,苦了我輩
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師:請你快走不強求
生:我來旁聽硬要留
師:影響教學我心愁
生:換我來教你跳樓.......


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呵呵  不错
要是简体就好了
谢谢楼猪分享啊
辛苦了

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