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十個月後才知道

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十個月後才知道

某天小陳上班時接到一通電話
只見小陳講沒兩句就匆匆忙忙的跑去向經理請假,
小陳對經理說:經理,我要請假,我老婆要生孩子,
經理:好的,你快去,這種事不要耽誤。
於是小陳二話不說飛也似的就走了,
二十分鐘後,小陳有點衣衫不整的回來了
經理看到他就問:怎麼這麼快就回來了,
生男的還是女的?
小陳:十個月後才知道。

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靠,原来是造人去了!

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