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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

 1、当男人回家时:三等老婆等他做饭;二等老婆共同做饭;一等老婆已做好饭;特等老婆一手端着饭碗,一手解衣扣说:“老公,你是先吃奶,还是先吃饭?”
2、如何啪啪女汉子的技能!你要是跟她说,我爱你,咱们滚个床单吧?肯定不行!应该这样说,是不是兄弟?是兄弟就帮我解决下!
3、当你听到“秘密基地”再也想不到军事基地的时候,证明你长大了;
当你听到“波涛汹涌”再也想不到大海的时候,证明你长大了;
当你听到苍老师再也想不到老师的时候,证明你长大了。
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