a37122 发表于 2022-4-1 10:32   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.有一次闺蜜喝多不小心冲进了男厕所,当着一张张惊慌失措的脸,这货竟然故作镇定的大声喊:“怕什么啊!我又没带尺~~~”
2.昨天去学校厕所,就是那种坑是连通的,把位一一隔开的那种。刚开始褪裤子掉了一个五毛的硬币,我小小心疼了一下,没办法继续褪裤子,“咣当”又掉了个一块的,我悲痛欲绝啊!然后后面的坑来了一句:“妹的,你当这是许愿池啊!”
3.北京一男子来内蒙古科尔沁大草原旅游,一下车来了个深呼吸,我的妈呀,空气太新鲜了,质量太好了!不料,身体一下承受不了这么干净的环境,醉氧,当场中毒反应发作晕了过去。120急救车及时赶到问:病人从哪来的?答:北京滴!急救员嗯了一声,将氧气筒的软管拔下,接到汽车排气管上,让他吸了几口。他慢慢醒来轻轻说到:妈的,这才是家的味道……
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