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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1,某日,女秘书神色凝重地说:王总,我怀孕了。王继续低头看文件,然后淡淡一笑:我早结扎了。
女秘书楞了一会媚笑道:我和您开玩笑呢! 王抬起头看了她一眼,喝了口茶说:我也是。

2,酒鬼到酒公司应聘,品酒十几种,酒鬼均说出了酒的年份、度数等,考官们无不震惊。
经理向女秘书使眼色,女秘书接了杯尿递上,酒鬼品后说:女,23岁,有身孕2月!顿时全场鸦雀无声。
酒鬼以为应聘失败,怒道:如果不把这份工作给我,我就把孩子他爹说出来!在场的几位领导异口同声道:“你被录取了!

3,女浴室起火,里面人乱作一团,赤裸身体往外跑,只见大街上白花花一大群,
一老者大喊“快捂住”,众裸女突然醒悟,但身上要紧部位有三处,手忙脚乱捂不过来,不知所措。
这时老者又大喊:“捂脸就行,下面都一样!”

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