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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、老师:我要你们写一篇作文,要写人,重点要写突出的地方。

2、校长大怒,罚他们集体站操场,同时还带来了一个道士,好一阵舞剑画符念咒烧纸,大家蒙圈了,问这时干啥,校长很严肃的说道请。

3、上班族语录:时间就是金钱。但一个人没找到工作前,时间可一点都不值钱。一打开电视总是会碰到广告,一打起瞌睡总是遇到主管,这就是人生。

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